Friday, November 27, 2009

THE AUDACITY OF HYPE: Anarchist Jello Biafra's New Album Takes On Obama


American anarchist-punk musician, Jello Biafra, has decided to take on President Obama with his latest album of far-left anti-government and anti-authority songs. The former Dead Kennedys front-man's new album has a cover that parodies the 2008 Obama Campaign "Hope" posters. Biafra looks positively demonic on the cover.


Biafra has been active in the Green Party for some time. Outrageously, in 2000, the New York Green Party nominated Biafra for president, and of all things, Biafra chose a convicted cop-killer and death row inmate as his running mate just to be absurd. Biafra also ran for San Francisco mayor in 1979 on an absurd platform of forcing businessmen to wear clown suits within the city limits. Strangely, nearly 4% of actually voted for Biafra.


All of this brings us to this new release which is a mostly loud and surprisingly musically tight anarchy-punk feast of outrageous rock in the tradition of The Dead Kennedys. There are few mellow moments here. This is some loud head banging stuff meant for some serious slam dancing. Biafra's new band features a former musician from Faith No More and other talented performers. The new band is indeed tight.


If you love new punk releases, then this has to be one of the best of the lot. Highly recommended +++1/2

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Great Christmas Comedy Albums From Bob Rivers & The Three Stooges




Tired of the same old Christmas song shlock every year? Well, with Christmas season just about here, there are a few really great funny Christmas albums that really stand out as real gems. On Amazon there's music downloads available of the rare and hard to find CHRISTMAS TIME WITH THE THREE STOOGES album. The album only has nine songs, however it's a short but sweet charmer. These guys are just as delightful clowning around with music as they are with their short films.

Some of the songs like "I've Got A Cold For Christmas" are outrageous and funny. The opening track, "We're Coming To Your Home" is real funny as well. This is a great Three Stooges Item. A real must have for any real fan.

Bob Rivers who has a Seattle based radio show has some of the best song parodies ever made. And he has three three funny Christmas song albums including a really cool boxset that is available for download at Amazon as well. THE TWISTED CHRISTMAS BOXSET is a real gem, featuring some great song parodies of AC/DC, with "JINGLE HELLS BELLS" and 38 more great tunes. Strangely this Cd box also includes many other non-Christmas songs including a parody of Melanie about Tonya Harding and a Devo parody about Michael Fay's Singapore caning for vandalism. But a real gem is the Temptations parody, "Grampa Loved The Rolling Stones". This is a great funny song about the aging rock band. The Black Sabbath based parody, "I AM SANTA CLAUS" is real good hard rock fun.


WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS by Bob Rivers opens with a great Jethro Tull parody entitled "Aquaclaus". "The Little Hooters Girl" is real charming parody of "The Little Drummer Boy". It's heartwarming in a perverse way. "Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer" is a great redneck funny tune.



CHIPMUNKS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE has a great little CCR parody with "Goin' Up To Bethlehem", as well two great parody songs about The Chipmunks. It's a great Christmas comedy album to enjoy on the holiday.



Strangely, Bob Rivers twice appeared as an extra in two STAR TREK ENTERPRISE episodes. So besides being a prolific producer of the some of the best song parodies ever made, Rivers appears to be a devout STAR FAN.



However, if you're a real cheap guy who doesn't like to pay for anything, and own every dollar that you've ever earned, then you need to check out the website run by April Winchell. April is the daughter of the famous ventriloquist, Paul Winchell. And she features a large page of absurd song downloads for absolutely free. If you'd like to hear a real crappy version of the "Darth Vader Theme"as done with ukulele and toy whistle, or the original AVENGERS, Patrick MacNee and Honor Blackman struggle with "Kinky Boots", then this site is for you. The lost Kim Basinger album is here for free download as well. This is a real treasure trove of trash funny music by celebrities and others who were simply horrid singers. You howl with laughter at Bing Crosby's attempt at "Hey Jude" among other bad gems here.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Beatles Stereo Remasters: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly


On one hand, the newly remastered Beatles seem like a great repackage of their music, especially for the younger generation of buyers who never bought the original Beatles on vinyl. On another hand, there are some disappointing aspects about the remasters. For some reason it seems like part of the "wall of sound" aspects of the original Capital and Apple recordings are gone and the sound seems a little more naked with a greater empathsis on the vocals and some instrument aspects. Part of what made the old Beatles recordings so great was that slick "wall of sound" production.


There is also that nasty little packaging problem. While the cardboard covers are like miniatures of the original UK album releases of the old vinyl, the Cd's simply fit way too snuggly into the sleeves and are very difficult to remove without putting your fingers onto the discs. At some point, you just know that the discs are only going to suffer damage because of all of this abuse. And because removing the discs is such a chore, you'll be more than unlikely not to play the discs as often as usual because of all of the hassle to remove them.


On the bright side, at moments on songs like "Let It Be" the sound is pretty crisp and dynamic. But other songs sometimes seem less brilliant than you might expect. The remastering job is a bit of a mixed bag.


Yet as a Christmas gift package for someone, what could make a better gift than this. This is quite a great package despite some real serious short comings. Who can't help but recommend the Beatles. +++1/2

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Tough Guy Actor Jerry Orbach Was Actually A Romantic


Tough guy actor Jerry Orbach was actually a real romantic according to his wife. Every single day he left her with a poem that he wrote that would just melt any heart. His wife, Elaine, had just recently passed away as well. However, she leaves us with this wonderful new book from Simon & Shuster of wonderful poems.


Orbach was best remembered as the tough guy detective, Lennie Biscoe, on NBC's LAW & ORDER and as the dad in DIRTY DANCING. But Orbach was also a talented New York stage actor as well. This new book of poems is a great remembrance of this multi-talented actor. It's more than worth a look. Highly recommended ++++

Gay Performers Like Adam Lambert Held To A Different Standard


If anything, the outcry over the controversial American Music Awards performance by gay singer Adam Lambert proves that gay performers are held to a far different standard than heterosexual performers. For years, performers like Michael Jackson, Madonna or Britney Spears have been performing shows with highly sexualized content such as crotch grabbing or suggestive sexual movements. But when an openly gay performer Adam Lambert did the same thing at the American Music Awards, then the public outcry began. Further, it has been social conservative organizations such as the Parent's Television Council which have pressed members to file FCC complaints.


This is part of the problem. Entertainers in the United States are supposed to create entertainment, yet are tightly constrained by a complex web of censorship legislation that social conservative complainer's can use to mow down freedom of expression by using government as a tool to impose huge and excessive fines, or in some cases imprisonment. Couple this with the anti-gay rights focus of many right wing social conservative organizations. All of this sets up a climate of hostility where a gay performer such as Adam Lambert will be judged by a far different standard than a heterosexual performer like a Madonna or a Britney Spears. Probably the gay kiss of a band mate might have been the straw that broke the camel's back for many social conservatives.


Compared to outlandish performers such as Lady Gaga, Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance wasn't all that much different. But in the current repressed social climate in the U.S. where gay rights are far less socially acceptable than in Europe, gay musicians are only likely to be judged by a different standard here.


As part of the backlash to Adam Lambert's AMA performance, GOOD MORNING AMERICA quickly bent to public pressure and canceled a scheduled appearance of Lambert as a result. No one can accuse GMA of having balls. Maybe they should grow a good set and not so easily wilt to public pressure. There is no guarantee that Lambert would be raunchy. This is simply a blanket ban on an entertainer. It's like a modern-day Joe McCarthy type blacklisting. Will popular TV shows begin to blacklist gay entertainers out of fear?


It might take a few days for the dust to clear. However, the fallout over the Adam Lambert performance might mean a more tight and repressive social environment for performers to operate in with less freedom of expression in at least the short-run. But for now, the gay kiss by performer Adam Lambert is like the gay kiss heard around the world, or at least in the more socially conservative United States.

Bad Celebrity Lookalike Of The Day: Bad Three Stooges


Hey Moe! The Three Stooges are like gods in my book. I grew up in the late 50's and early 60's watching The Three Stooges shorts on TV. Their comedy bits as guys trying to earn a buck and work going horribly wrong are classic. That's probably their appeal to working guys. Guys do work like plumbing, carpentry or auto repair, and the Stooge screw-ups on these jobs are legendary.




Hey speaking of screw-ups, look at these guys.
But on the positive side, far better Stooges are coming. Look for Jim Carrey to play Curly in the upcoming Farrelly brothers production of THE THREE STOOGES. Carrey is reportedly putting on 50lbs. to play the role(You have to wonder what his main squeeze, Jenny McCarthy, thinks about that?). And rather than a biopic, the film will likely consist of several short films within the film, just like the original nearly 200 short films by the Stooges. The film might even spur a new series of modern Three Stooges films.
Strangely, Sean Penn, who is often a dead serious actor will play Larry. And even more strangely, look for great dramatic actor Benicio Del Toro, to play Moe in the film. So that heart knuckleheads. Better Stooges are on the way!

Monday, November 23, 2009

College Football Game Ends With Cheerleader Knockout


College football is popular on TV. But some unruly fans must have thought they were at a pro-wrestling event when they were at the Oregon Ducks vs. Arizona Wildcats game. Near the end of the game, pretty blond Oregon cheerleader, Katelynn Johnson, was struck by a flying bottle and collapsed on the field when the fortunes shifted away from Arizona toward Oregon.


The college junior cheerleader was hospitalized with some injuries, although is expected to fully recover. Arizona fans were gathering to storm the field for an expected victory. However, with just six seconds left, Oregon had upset the game and took away the victory from Arizona. Police are now reviewing tapes and television feed of the show to prosecute fans who threw batteries, water bottles and other items at the Oregon players and cheerleaders.

SNL's Hu & Obama Press Conference Skit Is All The Talk


Saturday Night Live has survived for 35 seasons by offering up cutting edge satire that has often became the water cooler talk for days after. This weekend, SNL once again managed that feat by offering up some pointed satire on the press conference in China between President Hu and President Obama. Issues such as the spending on the economic stimulus package, the cash for clunkers program, health care reform and the huge debt to China were all presented in a satirical manner. Comedy often works best when it is both timely and can focus on real issues. Often effective satire works far better than any serious editorial if well enough done.


SNL began to sharpen it's humor attacks on political leaders when it debuted in 1975 as an edgy late night humor and sketch comedy series. Familiar targets ranged from President Nixon all the way to the current president over the 35 seasons. No president escaped the humor attacks. And even candidates for office such as former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin could not resist the urge to make a little guest appearance on the show, hoping to drum up a few votes and maybe gain a little more respect from the writers and cast of the show. For a while, former head writer and SNL player Tina Fay made a few guest appearances portraying Palin.


But in the deeper realm of things, it means problems for some politicians when SNL's humor barbs grow too sharp. It means problems and the response to those problems are growing huge when for example the current White House is portrayed in a manner where their grasp on the issues seems tenuous.


Part of the why a White House should be deeply concerned about how they are portrayed on SNL is that the program is something of a mirror of public opinion. The opinions expressed on the program are part of growing public perceptions. Yet at the same time SNL sometimes seems to lose fact of the seriousness of the issues a White House faces. For example, the current White House has to struggle with the most serious global economic crisis since the Great Depression as well as twin wars against elusive enemies. Even Abraham Lincoln only had the major issue of the American Civil War to deal with at the time. However, now problems grow more and more complex to deal with. The United States is only one of 191 nations in the world, and how to cope with only the American response to the global recession is complicated by the fact that other economies such as those in China, Russia and the EU all have their own way of dealing with the crisis and their response can sometimes complicate the American response.


In order to boost auto sales, both Germany and the United States both had limited "cash for clunkers" type programs that encouraged owners of older cars to trade them in for new ones. Russia, on the other hand, is boosting their economy by upping defense spending by a big 8% to make up for the expected 8% contraction in their economy this year. China, France, England, South America all have their own policies and programs to shore up their sagging economies.


It is very easy for SNL to make up jokes. Yet, comics often fail to see the complexity of the problems that a White House deals with. It is far easier for some comedy writer to write smug punchlines than to understand all the complexities of two major economies such as China and the United States dealing with complex trade and economic issues. Both nations want certain trade policies working in their favor, and a complex balancing act ensues with many hard negotiations.


Yet, SNL has entertained audiences for many years. And whenever SNL tackles important issues with satire it often seems that days of water cooler talk will follow. SNL may not have a total grasp on the complexity of the issues, but SNL does have a pretty good grasp on the public mood and perception of how a White House is dealing with those problems. From an editorial standpoint, SNL's read of the issues is an important read.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

NBC Rescues TRAUMA


Only a few days ago NBC had announced that TRAUMA was being canceled by the network. But NBC decided to let the program continue to air until the purchased episodes had run out.Then something magic happened. TRAUMA began to find an audience and pick up in ratings over the endangered HEROES series.


Now, in the greatest death to life resurrection since Lazarus himself, NBC has uncanceled TRAUMA and ordered new episodes to be filmed. Just like a like a set of heart paddles, the patient lives on. Now, HEROES looks like an endangered species.


Sometimes strange things happen on your TV.


Bad Celebrity Lookalike Of The Day: Ringo Starr






Actually, Max Frudd of the UK is pretty dead-on lookalike for Ringo Starr in many ways. However, the runner-up always has to be the late Yasser Arafat......
Frudd To Get You Into My Life. Yellow Fruddmarine. It Don't Frudd Easy. Frudd Naturally. Sgt. Frudd's Lonely Hearts Frudd Band..... Only what if?


The real Ringo is pictured next to Arafat. Frudd is the "Ringo" in the hat.

Opie Taylor Cuts Me A Check


As much as I respect Ron Howard as a filmmaker, I'm having a little dispute with his production company, Restless Productions, over some scheduling problems for some filming that is supposed to take place at the classic Clinton Market grocery store I own. It seems like RESTLESS is taking longer to film than expected and is running days behind schedule. Last week, on Thursday, Restless Productions was supposed to shoot at my business. However, no one from Restless Productions bothered to call me and it impacted some wine delivery and other store functions such as new stock orders. Every day I need to restock the store with groceries, wine and beer.


Restless Productions knew that I was very upset at this. And they didn't want me to pull out of the project and deny them use of my store to shoot at. There is a critical scene in the film that takes place at my store, which has been in business since 1914. It is probably the oldest grocery store in Portland, Oregon that is still in operation. So Restless offered me an amended contract, and upped their pay scale to me, plus offered me a check for the lost day which impacted my business.


Ron Howard's agent offered me his sincere apology and had me sign the renewed contract and cut me a check. Ron Howard is always a gentleman, and his agent was very sincere and promised to handle business better in the future for the shoot which is now scheduled for either November 30 or December 1. Like all Ron Howard productions, RESTLESS should be a great film. Howard is paying all the production costs for the film and putting director Gus Van Sant in charge of the local work along with a large crew of production people. The film should be ready for release sometime next year.


Hey, what can I say, Opie Taylor is okay in my book!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Nothing Beats Psychiatric Patient Performance Art


Where in the world but in Havana, Cuba would you find psychiatric patients from a local mental hospital performing a play by a French playwright?


The bizarre play featuring mental patients in costume had some wandering around with prop skeletons and other unusual items. All in all, it was a very bizarre performance, somehow meant to improve the patient's self confidence of all things. So now it seems that Cuba is not only the world capital of old 1950's automobiles, but also now mental patient performance art. Okay?


Hey a little Marat De Sade, anyone?

Bad Celebrity Lookalike Of The Day: Bad AMERICAN IDOL Lookalikes


Here's three not very good AMERICAN IDOL lookalikes for your amusement. Hopefully this "Paula Abdul" is much more together than the real one. The other one is a handful. "Simon" and "Randy" look a little funny too!