Gilbert Gottfried's Halloween Laughs

The great comic Gilbert Gottfried is sharing some Halloween laughs in his Emails to his fans today. Here's his Halloween laughs for this year:

Why does Dracula always carry a pack of mints?

He's Afraid he might have bat breath.


What's a monster's favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet.


Imagine Gilbert doing these, and believe me, they're funnier! You can't beat his onstage delivery of jokes. Look at his great performance that highlights THE ARISTOCRATS for example. Take my wife please!

(Thanks to Creative Commons Sharealike for the loaned great Halloween pumpkin image).