8th wonder of the world, 17 year old Courtney Stodden, got herself and her 51 year husband, Doug Hutchison, kicked out of a pumpkin patch because of sexually inappropriate behavior. The teen bride showed up dressed like a central casting member of THE DUKES OF HAZZARD with a sexy get-up of Daisy Dukes that barely covered her bottom as well as tied plaid shirt that showed plenty of cleavage and belly, struck sexy and suggestive poses, and even mounted her husband in sexually suggestive ways. Pumpkin patch security had enough of what they saw, and asked the couple to leave.
Everyone knows how tough those pumpkin patch security guys can be. You sure don't want to mess around with those guys.