Major League WTF?: !8 Year Old Female Babysitter Burglarizes Home To Pay For Porn

In Minnesota, 18 year old babysitter Amanda Owens was charged with climbing through a doggy door of a neighbor's home to commit a burglary. That sounds like a normal enough crime, except it turns out that Owens told police she committed the burglary to pay for about 30 porn DVDs she had to have. It appears the burglar claims to have a porn addiction so bad that she felt compelled to turn to crime to support her habit? WTF? I guess she never heard of surfing the Net looking for free smut like 70% of all men do each month.

Another thing, Amanda. If you were going to steal anything, how about stealing some zit cream. A little less acne, and some guys your own age might want to get some adult film experience with you, practicing your favorite scenes from the movies you just love. Now, you might to have to cool your heels for up to 10 years in prison for this burglary crap you pulled. Real smart, Amanda. Real smart, indeed.