It's Official, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Now A Kennedy!

Shocking new news is that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a member of his household staff leading to the breakup of his marriage with his wife Maria Shriver. Shriver separated from Schwarzenegger after she found out the awful news.

For his part, Arnold Schwarzenegger is now an official Kennedy. Marrying into the family wasn't good enough. Getting himself into a great adultery scandal has stepped things up to the next level, matching some of the best scandals of the Kennedy clan. Congratulations, Arnold! You gave it that good old college try and succeeded!