Monday, February 14, 2011

DVD Review: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL THE POLICE


Cd Universe, Amazon and a number of other retailers are marketing an unbelievably controversial and bad DVD that passes itself as a horror movie. I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL THE POLICE is both unsettling and terrible all at the same time. It is certainly deserving of it's unofficial NC17 rating, due to it's offensive and horrible subject matter. I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL THE POLICE is a horror movie as seen through the eyes of a sex criminal who assaults women in their own homes. It's a disgustingly cheap and tawdry film, that stops just shy of being some form of warped underground porn masquerading as a horror crime film.


The film style, the script, the acting, the actors, all converge together to make this the very worst film I've seen this year. Bill Zebub is a heavy metal rocker type guy. But, his films are pure trasharama experiences. If you can stomach it, a second forgettable film is also included on the I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL THE POLICE DVD free of charge. The same independent film company also issues a number of heavy metal themed movies, most of which aren't very good as well.


Bill's website also features a trailer for what he considered to be the worst horror film ever made. Maybe I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL THE POLICE is a sort of sick joke. But, I sure didn't laugh. Maybe his other films are a little better than this pure dreck.


The Bottom Line: For God's sake avoid this movie like the plague. It's the absolute worst. Some independent films don't deserve to be made. No stars. Light years beyond poor. This terrible movie sure made the last film I reviewed, the latest AMERICAN PIE film look like high art by comparison.

4 Comments:

At 12:20 PM, Blogger Scott Crawford said...

Lol, I wont watch it... I'm convinced! The cover alone makes me not want to go near it. I don't like seeing images of ladies being choked or otherwise abused.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Paul Hooson said...

Agreed, Scott. This is a horrible movie made some heavy metal musician-type guy. The acting is absolutely horrible. Most of the actresses look like tired and bored strippers with body piercings and tattoos who don't even act surprised when some weird guy breaks into their home. You think a natural reaction would be shock and fear, instead of some lame, "Oh, it's you" reaction.


There was actually very little attempt to make a good crime or horror film here, and instead just throw a bunch of naked girls at the camera instead. An absolutely awful film.

 
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